- Fran Fine: Mr. Sheffield, remember when you told me that I could never have any more relatives staying at the house?
- Maxwell Sheffield: Yes, but more importantly, do you?
- Fran Fine: [excitedly about a letter Fran just received] Ah, look Val. It's from Mai Ling.
- Yetta Rosenberg: Who's Mai Ling?
- Sylvia Fine: Oy, please.
- Sylvia Fine: [about Fran and Val] These two meshugganas adopted an orphan in high school for seventeen cents a day.
- Yetta Rosenberg: What a steal. Bell peppers are four ninety-nine a pound.