The Nanny (TV Series)

My Fair Nanny (1993)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Fran Fine : Come on Niles. You know all about that fancy-shmancy stuff.

  Niles : Yes. I'm very proud of my command of both the fancy and the shmancy.

• Maggie Sheffield : Excuse me, but does anyone care how I feel about this?

  Brighton Sheffield : [Sarcastically]  I know I don't.

  C.C. Babcock : [Pompously]  Oh, you'll love it. I was a debutante. It's the only way to meet the right people, make the right connections. Marry the right man...

  Grace Sheffield : But you never got married.

  Niles : [Triumphant, whispers to Grace]  Good one.

  Maggie Sheffield : I don't want to be a deb.

  Maxwell Sheffield : But, sweetheart, it might help you come out of your shell.

  Maggie Sheffield : I like my shell.

  Brighton Sheffield : If you get real close to Maggie, you can hear the ocean.

  Fran Fine : You know, I agree with Miss Babcock.

  [Everybody looks taken aback] 

  Fran Fine : I know, it was an ugly shock to me, too!