The Nanny (TV Series)

Franny and the Professor (1995)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Brighton Sheffield : [testing Fran's TV knowledge]  Channel 29, what follows "The Ghost & Mrs. Muir"?

  Fran Fine : That would be "Family Affair", the episode where Mr. French accidentally drops Mrs. Beasley off the terrace, followed by "The Munsters" with Marilyn Number 2, followed by "Bewitched" with Darrin Number 1 but Mrs. Kravitz Number 2.

  Maxwell Sheffield : Bravo, Miss Fine. You seem to know more about sixties television than most people your age have forgotten.

  Fran Fine : Well, are you calling me old or just stupid?

  Maxwell Sheffield : You have a childlike quality that I find absolutely charming.

  Fran Fine : [to Niles]  Childlike?

  Niles : [translating]  Just stupid.

• Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [about her brother, Noel]  Every summer, he'd take me to the horse show.

  Niles : Did you ever win?