- Maxwell Sheffield: Oh Miss Fine, there's nothing to be ashamed of. The human body is a beautiful thing.
- Fran Fine: Uh-huh. Well, I could have had that body too had I cashed in my Israeli bonds.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Don't look at me, I wanted to do "Twelve Angry Men".
- Niles: Mm, but they didn't want to do you.
- Niles: You may not look through the keyhole while your father is auditioning showgirls.
- Brighton Sheffield: Why not?
- Niles: That's where I'll be.