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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : Thank you, sir.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't call me sir.
Abby Sciuto : Yes, ma'am.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Damn it! I keep losing his connection in Madrid!
Abby Sciuto : Okay that's it! You need a break!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We don't have time for breaks, Abby.
[Abby pushes his chair into her office]
Abby Sciuto : We don't! But *you* do!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] How many times have I told you, he's not a toy!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A train track?
Abby Sciuto : Yes that would be the obvious choice. But there isn't a second "thunk" or a "thack" not even a "thock" in that track.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You've been reading a lot of Dr. Seuss books?
Abby Sciuto : You know I love me some Theodore Geisel.
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Officer Ziva David : Don't worry, Abby. Sometimes you can't see the jungle for the ferns.
Abby Sciuto : Uh... right.
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[Gibbs calls the team in on a day off, Abby comes in wearing a construction worker's tool belt and hard hat]
Abby Sciuto : Where's the tape now?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : On the way to your lab.
Abby Sciuto : [replacing her hard hat] Then so am I.
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Abby Sciuto : Gibbs, I thought you're hearing was better than your eyesight.
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Abby Sciuto : Can we continue with this or are you guys going to make out for a while?