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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [quietly, to Ziva] Will you please calm down. This guy is a little jumpy, and nervous, so just relax. No sudden moves, all right?
[Ziva removes her cuffs, kicks the security guard's gun away, and pins him to the floor, aiming the gun at his chest]
Security Officer Chuck Parnell : No, no! Don't shoot! Don't-don't shoot!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nobody's gonna shoot anyone. Right, Officer David?
Officer Ziva David : He called me a dirtbag.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell : [whimpering] I'm sorry, ma'am.
Officer Ziva David : [angrier] "Ma'am?"
[Tony facepalms]
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Security Officer Chuck Parnell : Make any sudden moves, I shoot. Do we understand each other?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, relax, Quick-draw. We're feds.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell : Yeah? What agency?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo , Officer Ziva David : NCIS.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell : Never heard of it.
Officer Ziva David : Naval Criminal Investigative Ser...
Security Officer Chuck Parnell : Never-heard-of-it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [sighs] You never actually get used to that. You think you will, but you never do.
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Security Officer Chuck Parnell : Cuff yourself to him.
Officer Ziva David : I'd rather you shoot me first.
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Security Officer Chuck Parnell : [into his radio] Central. I got two suspects claiming to be feds.
[no response]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No little red light on the radio, means the radio not working.