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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You know, I bet this is why your second wife came after you with a nine iron, isn't it. You just refused to sit down and... talk things through.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Actually, that wasn't it at all.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Oh? So what was it, then?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A seven iron.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [after Tony throws himself in front of a wave. Tony stands up shivering] You okay? What is it?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Shrinkage.
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Gina : I just really hate tanlines, don't you?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about that.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think he had concerns about performance.
CIA Director Roper : Well you're WRONG!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [turning to Kate] I try so *hard*... not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You're very conscientious in that regard, Gibbs.
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Ben Richmond : Are you insinuating I had something to do with Tom Egan's death?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I try so hard not to insinuate, don't I Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You rarely insinuate, Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, all I'm doing now is taking your records.
Ben Richmond : I'm calling my legal counsel!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I would bet that he would insinuate plenty.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You still in touch with your old NASA boyfriend?
Abby Sciuto : He *wasn't* a boyfriend. He was a *boytoy*! And yes, we IM everyday.
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Worth : What's NCIS?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Navy Criminal Investigative Service.
Worth : [trns and walks away from Kate] I've got nothing to talk to you about.
[walks up the stairs and is met by Gibbs]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I'm Special Agent Gibbs, the same agency you haven't heard of before, only I don't take it personally any more.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You still *don't* believe she knew about her husband's affair?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : The wife's always the last one to know, Gibbs!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't believe it!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well let's just say that she's more appealing from a distance... a geosynchronous distance.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : She didn't look to bad to me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's *not* that. She's just not my *type*.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [slight chuckle] Really? A female hardbody who likes to take her clothes off is not your type?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I guess not.
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CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier : I'm not denying we have the capability, but you know as well as I do it would be a *violation* of CIA *mandate* to operate domestically.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Right.
[slight chuckle]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You never do anything illegal. We have the same Uncle writing our paychecks. We do what we do to get the job done.
CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier : I appreciate the sentiment, Agent Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't have the need to know why you have a satellite pointed at Little Creek. I have a murder to solve. I could use your help.
CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier : There's nothing I can do to help you Special Agent Gibbs.
[rising up]
CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier : If you'll excuse me.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Somebody who likes to be naked isn't your type, DiNozzo?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as they're about to talk to Lt. Egan] No matter how many times I do this, it never gets any easier.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : We should have had DiNozzo handle this interview.
[Gibbs stares at Kate]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Just kidding!