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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You know, I bet this is why your second wife came after you with a nine iron, isn't it. You just refused to sit down and... talk things through.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Actually, that wasn't it at all.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Oh? So what was it, then?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A seven iron.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You got me thinking, Kate. Maybe I should improve my diet.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : When are you going to start?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do you call this?
[referring to a nutrition bar]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Uh, bad things masquerading as something good for you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is a nutrition bar. It says so on the label.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah. Did you read the label? A little... You know one with the ingredients not just the big one with the pretty colors?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sarcasm is so not healthy, Kate.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Neither is that. Let's see. We've got here, high fructose corn syrup. Basically sugar. Uh, high maltose corn syrup. Another sugar. Sugar. Sugar. Uh, fractionate palm kernel oil. That sounds yummy! And contains less than two percent natural flavor. That would make it ninety eight percent artificial flavor.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you saying?
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [after Tony throws himself in front of a wave. Tony stands up shivering] You okay? What is it?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Shrinkage.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [to Tony as he's about to go to Gym to find a witness] Don't hurt yourself. There's going to be a lot of *dangerous* equipment you're not familiar with.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think he had concerns about performance.
CIA Director Roper : Well you're WRONG!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [turning to Kate] I try so *hard*... not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You're very conscientious in that regard, Gibbs.
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Ben Richmond : Are you insinuating I had something to do with Tom Egan's death?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I try so hard not to insinuate, don't I Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You rarely insinuate, Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, all I'm doing now is taking your records.
Ben Richmond : I'm calling my legal counsel!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I would bet that he would insinuate plenty.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : With the exception of finding a decent barber, Gibbs can do pretty much anything he says he can.
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Worth : What's NCIS?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Navy Criminal Investigative Service.
Worth : [trns and walks away from Kate] I've got nothing to talk to you about.
[walks up the stairs and is met by Gibbs]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I'm Special Agent Gibbs, the same agency you haven't heard of before, only I don't take it personally any more.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You still *don't* believe she knew about her husband's affair?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : The wife's always the last one to know, Gibbs!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't believe it!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well let's just say that she's more appealing from a distance... a geosynchronous distance.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : She didn't look to bad to me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's *not* that. She's just not my *type*.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [slight chuckle] Really? A female hardbody who likes to take her clothes off is not your type?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I guess not.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as they're about to talk to Lt. Egan] No matter how many times I do this, it never gets any easier.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : We should have had DiNozzo handle this interview.
[Gibbs stares at Kate]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Just kidding!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe we can find the polar chick.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tony's right. Beach is on a naval base. It's a restricted area. Odds are she works at Little Creek.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Want me to track her down, Boss?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why am I not surprised? Want me to handle it? At least I won't drool.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Wait, just because she golfs left-handed, it doesn't mean she actually is left-handed. I golf left-handed, but I bat and I throw right-handed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So, you go both ways.