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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : I found calcium which is present in human bones, but no phosphorus.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Which means?
Abby Sciuto : There really is no foreplay with you, is there, Gibbs?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What, you been talking to my ex-wives again?
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Officer Ziva David : The lawyer drooled over Tony, why doesn't he just sleep with her?
[Tony and McGee exchange looks]
Officer Ziva David : What? It's a viable interrogation technique.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Nodding] I've done it.
[Says getting up and leaving]
Officer Ziva David : Me too.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Do you think it would be inappropriate if, as Director, I went in there and smacked that smile off her face?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [chuckles] Yeah, it would. But that's what you have me for.
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Officer Ziva David : I didn't know your nickname was Honey Buns?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Only Naiomi and I call him that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't think you were going to say anything about that boss.
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Abby Sciuto : We found traces of blood on three of the knives we got from Martin Boussard's room.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : And all three came back the same type.
Officer Ziva David : Captain Wayne's?
Abby Sciuto : Nope.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard , Abby Sciuto : Chicken.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, it's not an uncommon substance to find at a voodoo ritual.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah or at a KFC.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : When they answer the phone, what are you going to say, officer David? Hey, we found your car. Anybody at Epsilon missing a head?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We don't believe in coincidences around here Ziva.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : However, we do believe in bad luck.