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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Something wrong Agent DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just wondering if Gibbs knows you're Ziva's source.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Back in Europe we had a saying, "Anything Gibbs doesn't know...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Can't hurt him.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : No. Can't hurt *us*!
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Abby Sciuto : I ran the fingerprints from the Mercedes, the cooler in the back of the car, and Martin Boussard's room. They're all the same and they're all his.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boussard stole the Mercedes?
Abby Sciuto : Either that or he just really likes to touch stuff.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It looks like this guy did an episode of Trading Spaces with Satan.
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Floyd Vernon : [at a funeral home] How can I help you gentlemen today?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're investigating a death.
Floyd Vernon : I figured as much.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why do you say that?
Floyd Vernon : The only times I see cops around here are when they're on official business. Or, you know... they're customers.
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Officer Ziva David : I didn't know your nickname was Honey Buns?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Only Naiomi and I call him that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't think you were going to say anything about that boss.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You thinking what I'm thinking probie?
Timothy McGee : Yeah we just walked into an an episode of the X-files.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This guy's apartment makes McGee's look like the Four Seasons.
Timothy McGee : Whoa, what is wrong with my home?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, nothing that a bulldozer and a few coats of paint wouldn't fix.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We don't believe in coincidences around here Ziva.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : However, we do believe in bad luck.