- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't say it, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I wasn't going to say anything.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't think it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Too late.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Can I ask you a question, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Is this one of those questions where it's not going to matter if I say no?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What'd you find in his nose?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Cellulosic fiber, lignin.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Wood.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Ah, sawdust, to be precise.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey boss, don't you have some kind of weird thing about women and sawdust? I mean... I... don't... think it's weird.
- Abby Sciuto: You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Did you run it through...
- Abby Sciuto: Run it through AFIS?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Feisty and psychic.
- Abby Sciuto: It's a killer combination.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I thought I was going mad. I mean, the two autopsies were nearly identical. It was deja vu all over again.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughs] Hey, that's a Yogi Berra quote.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: The cartoon character?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not Yogi Bear. Yogi Berra.
- Abby Sciuto: Ooh! Gibbs! Didn't your Momma teach you not to sneak up on people?
- Gibbs: Obviously not.
- Gibbs: Got your 911, Abs. What's up?
- Abby Sciuto: Ready to have your world rocked again?
- Gibbs: I'm barely over the first time.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh Magnum PI lunchbox, Magpie. I love Magnum PI. I had one of these in elementary school. Tom Selleck was 'The Man'
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What would cause a man to pull over on a dark road at night
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Damsel in distress.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Exactly.