- Gordy: Fighting a girl is a no-win situation.
- Ned Bigby: What do you mean?
- Gordy: If you lose, you got beat up by a girl.
- Ned Bigby: But what if I win?
- Gordy: Then you just beat up a girl! Now having said that, I recommend flipping her, big time... . I mean, senseless violence is the last thing we men have left. If women take that away... Neddy, remember, we're men, and we must remain manly.
- [just then, the Lunch Lady bursts in and drags Gordy off to clean the kitchen]