- Lady Pretensia: Oh, Morticia, my dear, where to you keep your tiara polish?
- Gomez Addams: Oh, that'll be on the top shelf next to the throne fluffer.
- Grandmama Addams: It feels like Pretensia has been here forever.
- Morticia Addams: I guess she can be a bit demanding, but deep down she's really... not very considerate of others.
- Wednesday Addams: We hope you don't mind, but we took the liberty of helping you pack.
- Pugsley Addams: Our bathroom towels are in the black suitcase.
- Lady Pretensia: [scoffs] I shall send for my things. Including the towels.