- Mike Gambit: For the last time I'm a British agent!
- Sgt. Talbot: I think I'm beginning to recognize you. You're... no don't tell me... 008.
- Sgt. Talbot: [to Gambit] Oh, by the way, in case you escape before I get back, you know, by using that laser beam you got under your fingernail or that dynamite in that capped tooth, I want you to know it's been a pleasure meeting you.
- [laughs]
- Sgt. Talbot: You should be more like him, Him I could believe, you know, with the crazy hat and that flashy umbrella, what else could he be but an agent? You should all be like that, makes my job easier.
- Mike Gambit: What was all that about?
- John Steed: Well we've got a deal, but this time it's Canada.
- Purdey: Canada, that's marvelous. I've never been there.
- Mike Gambit: Don't worry, I'll fill you in on all the details.
- Purdey: Oh I know what it's like...
- Mike Gambit: You've read books?
- Purdey: Books? I've seen Rosemary. Twice!
- Paul Baker: Purdey, I've heard about you.
- Purdey: Good things I hope?
- Paul Baker: Beautiful things.
- Purdey: Well I'm surprised you can get anything into this building, let alone compliments.