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Wednesday Is Missing (1972)

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : As temporary head of the Addams Family, I am happy to invite you to break bread with us.

  Shaggy : [tries the bread]  Break bread? He means break your teeth on this bread! This stuff's hard as a rock!

  [proceeds to bang it on the table, which causes the table to levitate] 

• Morticia Addams : [presented with a going away present]  Why, it's Thing!

  Uncle Fester : I taught him to wave bye-bye.

  Morticia Addams : Oh, Uncle Fester, I'm touched.

• Grandmama Addams : Thank you, Thing, from the bottom of my heart.

  Uncle Fester : And also from the bottom of my soup.