- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: There's a hot-dog shaped, two-headed swamp monster, and it's coming after us RIGHT NOW!
- Freddie 'Curly' Neal: Meadowlark, you have got to be joking!
- [Jumps as ominous rumbling commences]
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Does THAT sound like I'm kidding?
- Freddie: [the Globetrotters' bus is stuck axle-deep in a swamp, and sinking] What are you going to do?
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: I'll tell you what we're NOT going to do, and that's follow you guys anyplace anymore!
- J.C. 'Gip' Gipson: One door, goin' down!
- [Charges at locked door and smashes clean through it]
- Freddie: [Surveying the damage] We should have tried the back door.
- Daphne: Maybe it doesn't have a back door.
- J.C. 'Gip' Gipson: [Appears through hole in wall on backside of house] It does now!