NewsRadio (TV Series)

Complaint Box (1997)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

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Quotes 

• Dave : I take the complaint box very seriously, and I seem to be the only one who does.

  Bill : A complaint about the complaint box - delicious.

• Bill : The eyes are the windows to the skull, my friend.

  Dave : The soul.

  Dave : For those who have one, yes.

• Jimmy : [By radio]  What is it?

  Joe : An official complaint box.

  Jimmy : What's it look like?

  Joe : Kinda like a box.

  Jimmy : I like it.

  Dave : Well, who wouldn't, after that beautiful word picture?

• Dave : I see you have stormed the dean's office. What are your demands?

  Joe : [to Jimmy]  College humor, sir.

  Jimmy : I never went to college.

  Joe : Me neither, sir.

  Jimmy : Right on, brother!