NewsRadio (TV Series)

Goofy Ball (1995)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• Bill McNeal : [on Joe's makeshift stun gun]  Are there instructions?

  Joe Garrelli : Yeah - don't push that button unless you want to incapacitate someone for a good half hour.

  Bill McNeal : Incapacitate?

  Joe Garrelli : Yeah. It sends three, four hundred volts through their system at four amps. Instant temporary paralysis. I call it the Stalker Shocker.

  Bill McNeal : Yes; I can see you've written it here in Magic Marker.

• Bill McNeal : Joe, this doesn't look like a stun gun.

  Joe Garrelli : Yeah? Well... this doesn't look like a megaphone, either - but check this out.

  Joe Garrelli : [speaks into device; works like megaphone]  Red Sox suck!