- Jimmy: Don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine, Dave. I can make it so that you were never born.
- Lisa Miller: Do you have another shirt?
- Dave Nelson: Sure. Here you go.
- [hands Lisa a blue shirt]
- Lisa Miller: Dave, this is identical to the one I have on.
- Dave Nelson: No it isn't. That one is Azure and that one is Lapis.
- Lisa Miller: Can I have another shirt, please?
- Dave Nelson: [pulls out a series of blue shirts] Let's see, there's Indigo, Sapphire, Sky, and Standard Blue.
- Lisa Miller: Ever see Rain Man, Dave?
- Jimmy: You know, back in the service we used to have a saying: You can't expect the troops to salute ya if you're sleepin' with the sergeant.
- Dave Nelson: What - what branch of the service were you in, sir?
- Lisa Miller: [about the fashion models Dave was talking to] Which one did you like the best? The tall one with the big breasts, or the slightly taller one with the even bigger breasts?
- Dave Nelson: You know, I don't think people are scrutinizing us as much as you seem to think.
- Lisa Miller: Yeah, that's what the Rosenbergs said.
- Bill McNeal: [on Joe's makeshift stun gun] Are there instructions?
- Joe Garrelli: Yeah - don't push that button unless you want to incapacitate someone for a good half hour.
- Bill McNeal: Incapacitate?
- Joe Garrelli: Yeah. It sends three, four hundred volts through their system at four amps. Instant temporary paralysis. I call it the Stalker Shocker.
- Bill McNeal: Yes; I can see you've written it here in Magic Marker.
- Bill McNeal: Joe, this doesn't look like a stun gun.
- Joe Garrelli: Yeah? Well... this doesn't look like a megaphone, either - but check this out.
- Joe Garrelli: [speaks into device; works like megaphone] Red Sox suck!
- Dave Nelson: It's getting ridiculous. I mean, we spend half of our time sneaking around here like - like, uhhh...
- Lisa Miller: Like the Rosenbergs.