- Matthew: This is Dave Epithicus-erectus, one of the very few in captivity. His diet consists of black coffee and sarcasm.
- Jimmy James: Dave, we have a little problem on the souvenir shop.
- Dave: What is it? Bad batch of Ye Old-Fashioned Radio Fudge?
- Jimmy James: I had no idea the morning meeting was being replaced by a belching stand-off. What if I had been with a client?
- Bill: It's okay, Jimmy. All the women are gone.
- Jimmy James: Cool. Bring me a tall, cool one, and I'll show you how this thing is done.