NewsRadio (TV Series)
Look Who's Talking (1998)
Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal
Quotes
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Bill : Being loved isn't enough for me anymore. I need to *give* love. I need a baby; end of story.
Dave : Couldn't you just get a puppy?
Bill : I had one; it ran away.
Dave : Well, then get a cat!
Bill : Had one - ran away.
Dave : Get a fish!
Bill : Had one - asphyxiated while trying to run away. Strangest thing!
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Bill : Four years? I mean, I could be married and have a baby of my own by then!
Adoption Agent : Yes, I suppose you could.
Bill : So, what are you doin' tonight?
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Bill : Well, this is going to come as a bit of shock to everyone; I'm still trying to get used to it myself - but... I'm going to have a baby.
Dave : ...No, you're not.
Bill : Yes, I am! I'm going to have a baby!
Matthew Brock : Wow! You're hardly even showing!
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Bill : I'm not exactly getting any younger, Lisa. If this were Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now.
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Bill : Parenting is something you can learn as you experience it - like riding a bike, or filing a restraining order against a crazy aunt.
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Bill : My life is about to change in a very big way, and I want all of you - my closest companions - to...
Beth : Are you getting a liver transplant?
Bill : What?
Beth : Oh - no, I'm sorry; hang on. Uh, you're giving someone *your* liver?
Bill : No, I'm not...
Dave : You can't give someone your liver.
Joe : Yeah - that's just what they *want* you to think.