NewsRadio (TV Series)

Our Fiftieth Episode (1997)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

Quotes 

• Dave Nelson : Bill, these people are insane.

  Bill McNeal : Oh, really? Then why did they elect me Prime Minister of Ward 15 this morning?

• Dave Nelson : Bill - come on. You cannot vacation in a mental ward; it's just not done.

  Fred : Don't be naive. That's what I'm doing.

  Bill McNeal : See? I'm not alone.

  Dave Nelson : Really?

  Fred : It's true. See, I have a very stressful job. All day long, it's just decisions, decision, decisions! So I come here to get away from it all.

  Dave Nelson : What do you do?

  Fred : I'm an air traffic controller. It gets very stressful, so every six months I flip out and put my my fist through a radar screen, and I get sent here.

  Bill McNeal : He means he pretends to flip out.

  Fred : No, I actually do flip out.