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Quotes
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Jimmy James : Hey, I own that one.
Bill McNeal : You own this album?
Jimmy James : No, I own the company that distributes that album.
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Joe Garrelli : I thought you liked rap.
Bill McNeal : I did, but that was before I knew it had words.
Catherine Duke : Wait, you didn't know it had words? Well, why did you think they called rap?
Bill McNeal : I thought it was just because of the rhythm. You know, rap-rap, rappity-tap.
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Bill McNeal : Teenagers can buy this. So could the elderly. I decided to do an on-air editorial, draw a line in the sand, as it were.
Dave Nelson : Can I make a suggestion?
Bill McNeal : Shoot.
Dave Nelson : Put aside the editorial, invent a time machine, travel back to the year 1988, and you might actually be one of the first thousand journalists to break this story.
Bill McNeal : You'd like that, wouldn't you? It's too hot. You don't want to burn your fingers. Well, someone's got to open American eyes about this.
Dave Nelson : All right, Bill, but promise me one thing: You'll stay away from the Lambada! That forbidden dance is a powder keg ready to blow!
[mocking Bill]
Bill McNeal : I'll promise you nothing.
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Joe Garrelli : There, it's fixed.
Bill McNeal : Well, how on earth did you do that?
Joe Garrelli : See that knob there? The one marked "Treble"? You had it turned all the way down. Should be able to hear all the words now.
Bill McNeal : There are words?
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Dave Nelson : And besides, you had no right to make Matthew do your work for you.
Bill McNeal : I didn't make him do it. I paid him. Quite handsomely, I might add.
Matthew Brock : Oh, let's just - let's just say I was persuaded by Bill's friends, Mr...
Matthew Brock : [looks at money] ... uh, Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Washington, and...
Matthew Brock : [looks at quarter] Oh - Mr. Washington again.
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Bill McNeal : This stuff speaks to me in places I didn't know I had ears.
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Bill McNeal : Have you ever heard rap music?
Beth : Does Sir Mix-A-Lot like booty?
Bill McNeal : It's an outrage! Listen to this, actual rap lyrics. "Life ain't nothin' but gritches and money", only they don't say "gritches", they say a certain word that rhymes with it that starts with a B.
Matthew Brock : Britches?
