Quotes
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Lisa : All right, I did not ask for the stupid award.
Beth : If I were you, I'd be upset too. I mean, you? Cute? Come on.
Lisa : Well, I'm not entirely uncute. I... I... why are you being nasty about this?
Beth : I'm not being nasty. You're pretty. You're very pretty, in fact. But cute? I don't think so.
Lisa : Well, I wasn't aware there was a difference.
Beth : Well, of course there's a difference! Pretty means pretty. Cute means pretty but short and/or hyperactive, like me.
Lisa : Uh-huh. What is beautiful?
Beth : Beautiful means pretty and tall.
Lisa : Gorgeous?
Beth : Pretty with great hair.
Lisa : Striking?
Beth : Pretty with a big nose.
Lisa : Okay, you're making this up.
Beth : That's ridiculous. Why would I make it up?
Lisa : Voluptuous?
Beth : Pretty and fat.
Lisa : Sexy?
Beth : Pretty and easy.
Lisa : Exotic?
Beth : Ugly.
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Beth : Look, once they start calling pretty people cute, it devalues the whole word. Wha-what's going to happen next? Cute exotic people? Cute sexy people?to the people who truly have cuteness, like me!
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Bill McNeal : Have you ever heard rap music?
Beth : Does Sir Mix-A-Lot like booty?
Bill McNeal : It's an outrage! Listen to this, actual rap lyrics. "Life ain't nothin' but gritches and money", only they don't say "gritches", they say a certain word that rhymes with it that starts with a B.
Matthew Brock : Britches?
