NewsRadio (TV Series)

The Trainer (1996)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Lisa : You're Canadian?

  Jimmy : I am?

  Lisa : Not you, sir. Him.

  Jimmy : Oh, no. Dave? He's from the Midwest, the heart of America where the real Americans live. You're as American as apple pie, aren't you, Dave?

  Dave : Yeah.

  Lisa : [holds up Dave's birth certificate]  Well, then what is this all about?

  Dave : What is what all abo... ab... uh, what's what?

  Lisa : You're afraid to say it, aren't you?

  Dave : No.

  Lisa : Yes, you are.

  Dave : No.

  Lisa : Yes, you are. If you have nothing to hide, Dave, say "about."

  Dave : No.

  Lisa : Say it!

  Dave : No.

  Lisa : Say "out."

  Dave : No.

  Lisa : "House."

  Dave : No.

  Lisa : "Couch."

  Dave : Your honor, I plead the fifth.

  Lisa : I don't know if you have that right, Dave.

  Dave : I do too, eh!

  [Lisa gasps] 

  Jimmy : Oh my God...

• Lisa : At least in America you don't get executed from using the wrong fork.

  Jimmy : Yeah, tell that to... never mind.

  Lisa : Who?

  Jimmy : I said too much already. For your sake, just stop talking and walk away.