NewsRadio (TV Series)

The Trainer (1996)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• Bill McNeal : How much does it cost?

  Vic : I better get my cup, 'cause someone's playing hardball.

• Bill McNeal : [Eating a 10-day-old donut]  You know, these are just like the donuts my mother use to make for me.

• Bill McNeal : So Dave's Canadian. So what? Everyone here is from different places. Joe, where is your family from?

  Joe Garrelli : Italy.

  Bill McNeal : And Beth?

  Beth : Ireland.

  Bill McNeal : How about you, Catherine?

  Catherine Duke : Africa.

  Matthew Brock : Really, you're from Africa?

  Bill McNeal : And Matthew, of course, is from Neptune. I, myself, am descended from the Pilgrims who came over on the Mayflower from... Portugal, or somewhere.