Night Court (TV Series)

Dan, the Walking Time Bomb (1988)

Richard Moll: Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon

Quotes 

• Ernie Carter : You know, Dan Fielding isn't his real name.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : I know. We met his parents. I think it used to be Elmore.

  Ernie Carter : Oh, not just his last name, but his first name too. It used to be Reinhold.

  Judge Harry T. Stone , Christine Sullivan , Mac Robinson , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : REINHOLD?

• Joy Buscaglia : You know something, kiddo? You are really screwed up.

  Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : [Blindfolded]  Oh, really? What makes you so sure of that?

  Joy Buscaglia : Because you're sitting in the ladies' room.

  Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Oh. That would explain all the screaming when I walked in.

• Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Well, I would be taking advantage of you. You're blind! You don't even know what I look like!

  Joy Buscaglia : My fingers tell me you're a cross between a Cro-Magnon man and a balloon at the Macy's parade.

• Joy Buscaglia : Bull, I am a full-functioning, totally capable human being. I'm also a W-O-M-A-N.

  Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : A wombat?

• Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : You're tops in my book.

  Joy Buscaglia : I don't want to be tops in your book. I want to be topless on your dining table!