Night Court (TV Series)
Murder (1987)
Charles Robinson: Mac Robinson
Quotes
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[spoiler]
Harry Stone : [re: Mrs. Rothman's husband] He shot himself, didn't he?
Mrs. Rothman : Arnold would never do that. Never! He was not a weak man. I don't want any of you thinking he was a weak man!
Harry Stone : He was in a lot of pain, wasn't he?
Mrs. Rothman : ...Yes. He was in a lot of pain.
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : But we all have our limits, Mrs. Rothman, and my grandfather used to tell me that beyond a man's limit... is a place that God just doesn't want us to be alone in.
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[Harry politely asks Mrs. Rothman to wait, as they are still in session]
Mrs. Rothman : But I murdered my husband.
[She takes a revolver out of her purse and holds it up]
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : [sweet] Will that be a party of one, then?
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Dan Fielding : [Enters courtroom angrily at Miss Beeker] You don't know what you're talking about, lady!
Alice Beeker : Please, Mr. Fielding, it happens to a lot of men.
Dan Fielding : Not to me, it doesn't!
Christine Sullivan : Dan, what happened?
Dan Fielding : They rejected me.
Alice Beeker : Many are called, but few are frozen.
Christine Sullivan : They rejected you? Why?
Alice Beeker : His sperm is slow and immature.
Christine Sullivan : [fighting not to laugh] Oh... I'm so sorry I asked.
Dan Fielding : That's great. Why don't you just go ahead and tell the whole world while you're at it?
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : [excitedly] I'll start with the cafeteria!
[runs out of the courtroom]
Harry Stone : Miss Beeker, is this something abnormal?
Alice Beeker : Oh, not at all. He just doesn't fit within our semen parameters.
Harry Stone : Which are?
Alice Beeker : Sixty million per cc.
Dan Fielding : I demand a recount!
Alice Beeker : You know Mr. Fielding your problem could be attributed to fatigue. How recent was your last sexual encounter?
Dan Fielding : [hesitates a few seconds] What time is it now?
Alice Beeker : It would be no problem to retest you. But to be sure we have an accurate result I suggest you abstain for two weeks.
Harry Stone : From sex?
Christine Sullivan : Dan?
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : I got twenty, says he doesn't make it back to his car.