Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• Claire Stackhouse : You know, you're cute for a guy with scary eyebrows. So, what are you doing the rest of the evening?

  Norm Henderson : Well, ah, ah, I was planning on going to my apartment and drinking myself into a stupor, but, ah, if there's any chance of having sex with you I can wait until after.

• Laurie Freeman : [talking about her younger boyfriend]  What are you saying? What do you mean? Is it because Dale is dating me there must be something wrong with him?

  Danny Sanchez : It's just a little weird for a young guy like that to not date women his own age.

  Laurie Freeman : Norm, what do you think? Do you agree with that? I mean, I want your honest opinion.

  Norm Henderson : Well, ah, now, it's not about you, Laurie, but, ah, it's the law of nature; look: a, a young moneky would never hook up with an old monkey because she couldn't bare his seed.

  Laurie Freeman : So, you're calling me a baron old monkey.

  Norm Henderson : In your defense, yes I am.