- Kirsten Cohen: Why is that ninja smoking a cigarette?
- Sandy Cohen: Honey, I don't actually think that's a ninja. Ninjas usually wear capes, right?
- Kirsten Cohen: Oh, so a ninja's like a superhero.
- Seth Cohen: Mom, Dad, you two enjoy. Ryan, give me five minutes.
- Sandy Cohen: Where are you going? Come on back.
- Ryan Atwood: Nice work.
- Sandy Cohen: Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
- Julie Cooper-Nichol: I was easier to love back then. Beautiful, and much nicer.
- Jimmy Cooper: Jules, come on. You're still beautiful. And we both know, you were never nice.