The Odd Couple (TV Series)

Security Arms (1972)

Jack Klugman: Oscar Madison

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Quotes 

• Mr. Duke : [Oscar is complaining about all the regulations in a new security apartment building]  Mr Madison, it's for your own good.

  Oscar Madison : Mr Duke, when I look back at the best times of my life, none of it was for my own good.

• Oscar Madison : As we used to say, "If you can stand the heat, stay out of Hell's Kitchen."

  Felix Unger : I can imagine you and your buddies standing around in your leather jackets chuckling at that one.