Illya Woloshyn: Jay Ziegler

Quotes 

• Jay Ziegler : Are you gonna help me? I've got a date at 2.

  Keith : Two o'clock in the afternoon is not a date. Only thing y'can get in the afternoon is a sunburn.

• Jay Ziegler : You seem so normal. I thought you'd be different.

  Sierra : Normal is completely different for me.

  Jay Ziegler : I'm not exactly normal, either.

  Sierra : So I guess we're a perfect pair.