The Office (TV Series)

Merger (2002)

Ricky Gervais: David Brent

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Quotes 

• Trudy : But why is it that only black people should be offended by racism?

  David Brent : Good point... First sensible thing you've said all day.

• Jennifer Taylor-Clark : So you're saying is that black people ought to be flattered that their only achievement in this world is having oversized genitalia?

  David Brent : I'm saying they shouldn't be a ashamed of them.

  Jennifer Taylor-Clark : It's a myth.

  Gareth : I don't know, Jennifer I could show you a magazine where... literally...

  [holds up his hand indicating large size] 

  Jennifer Taylor-Clark : Could you?

  Gareth : Well, I haven't got it with me, but next time you're in...

• David Brent : Some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me. You didn't like some of the jokes I told earlier. You've got to chill out, yeah, trust me, this is what I do, all right? You will never work in a place like this again. This is brilliant-fact. And you will never have another boss like me. Someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer.

• David Brent : If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton...

  [struggles for word] 

  David Brent : . I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.

• David Brent : Big day today, Swindon mob are arriving. I've laid on a little do for them, part of the job. If you're asking me what vibe I'm gonna lay down it's gonna be very much just a 'chill out, let's get to know each other' type of vibe.