- Trudy: But why is it that only black people should be offended by racism?
- David Brent: Good point... First sensible thing you've said all day.
- Jennifer Taylor-Clark: So you're saying is that black people ought to be flattered that their only achievement in this world is having oversized genitalia?
- David Brent: I'm saying they shouldn't be a ashamed of them.
- Jennifer Taylor-Clark: It's a myth.
- Gareth: I don't know, Jennifer I could show you a magazine where... literally...
- [holds up his hand indicating large size]
- Jennifer Taylor-Clark: Could you?
- Gareth: Well, I haven't got it with me, but next time you're in...
- David Brent: Some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me. You didn't like some of the jokes I told earlier. You've got to chill out, yeah, trust me, this is what I do, all right? You will never work in a place like this again. This is brilliant-fact. And you will never have another boss like me. Someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer.
- Tim: Team Leader don't mean anything mate.
- Gareth: Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team.
- Tim: No it doesn't. It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free - it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.
- Gareth: I think they do.
- Tim: No they don't Gareth.
- Gareth: Erm yes they do, cos if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last... so it was warm.
- David Brent: If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton...
- [struggles for word]
- David Brent: . I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.
- David Brent: Big day today, Swindon mob are arriving. I've laid on a little do for them, part of the job. If you're asking me what vibe I'm gonna lay down it's gonna be very much just a 'chill out, let's get to know each other' type of vibe.