The Office (TV Series)

Appraisals (2002)

Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan

Quotes 

• David Brent : Today I'm doing the staff appraisals, and some people get a little bit nervous about that 'cos they think they're walking the long mile to put their head on the block. But they're wrong, it's a chance for them to tell me where we're going wrong. It's very much an opportunity...

  Gareth : ...to separate the wheat from the chaff.

  David Brent : Well, no, that sounds bad. It's not a witch-hunt, we're not trying to find out who the worst people are.

  Gareth : Well, we know who they are already.

  David Brent : Well, no.

  Gareth : I've written them down on my form.

  David Brent : You shouldn't have written them on your form.

  Gareth : I've underlined the worst ones.

  David Brent : You're missing the point.

  [looks at Gareth's form] 

  David Brent : Yep.

• Gareth : [to Rachel]  One amendment. If you do go all the way with Tim, and you expect me to go in there afterwards, make sure he wears a condom. Alright, sort of a rule.