The Office (TV Series)

Charity (2002)

Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan

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Quotes 

• [after David Brent's horrifying Comic Relief dance] 

  Gareth : We don't have to give a donation for that, do we?

• Gareth : I'm just saying there should be tests

  Tim : We're all ears Gareth

  Gareth : Well I don't know, when they go down the DSS to make a claim then they should set off a fire alarm fake fire alarm, everybody legs it out the office leaving them there. If they're fake they'll be up and running with them, if they're real they'll be left there screaming for help.

• [Rachel sits on Tim's desk] 

  Gareth : Excuse me. Desk procedures. Chairs are for sitting on.

  Rachel : I think he's a bit jealous he's not getting the view you're getting.

  Gareth : Wrong: I've got the arse this side so I'd only wanna be sitting where he's sitting if you were wearing a skirt so I could look up... at it.

• [on Comic Relief Day] 

  David Brent : I've got the Slough Gazette coming to take a photo.

  Gareth : What time are they coming down?

  David Brent : About five-ish, so...

  Gareth : They'll love us, won't they?

  David Brent : No, I think it's just me, I've got something planned.

  Gareth : But we can all be in it, though?

  David Brent : No, not really, I called them, so...

  Gareth : But they'll love us, all being stupid.

  David Brent : Stop trying to worm your way into someone else's photo!