The Office (TV Series)

Charity (2002)

Martin Freeman: Tim Canterbury

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Quotes 

• [on Comic Relief] 

  Tim : Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against this sort of thing. It's a good cause, but I just don't want to have to join in with someone else's idea of wackiness, okay? It's the wackiness I can't stand. It's like, you see someone outside Asda collecting for cancer research because they've been personally affected by it, or whatever, I dunno, an old bloke selling poppies, there's a dignity about that. A real quiet dignity.

  [in the background, a gang including Brent and Gareth wrestle a colleague to the ground and expose his genitals to the camera] 

  Tim : And that's what today's about, isn't it? Dignity. Always dignity.

• Gareth : I'm just saying there should be tests

  Tim : We're all ears Gareth

  Gareth : Well I don't know, when they go down the DSS to make a claim then they should set off a fire alarm fake fire alarm, everybody legs it out the office leaving them there. If they're fake they'll be up and running with them, if they're real they'll be left there screaming for help.