The Office (TV Series)

Charity (2002)

Stephen Merchant: Nathan 'Oggy' aka The Oggmonster

Quotes 

• David Brent : What's the weather like up there?

  Nathan 'Oggy : Oh I've heard that before.

  David Brent : They must have put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?

  Nathan 'Oggy : That's an old one.

  David Brent : Let's grow ourselves a big lanky goggle-eyed freak of a son.

  Nathan 'Oggy : All right calm down mate, there's no need to get offensive.

  David Brent : No no, I was joining in...

  Nathan 'Oggy : I didn't call you fatty as soon as I saw you.

  David Brent : No I was joining in with...

  Nathan 'Oggy : Just don't have a go at the eyes, cos that is a stigmatism I've had from the age of five, so that's what make them a bit bulbous, so don't just... I didn't call you the whale-man or like blubber-man.