- Tim Canterbury: Sheila, what do you look for in a bloke?
- Sheila: [uncomfortably long pause] I like blacks.
- David Brent: 'If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which philosopher
- [makes quotation marks with fingers]
- David Brent: said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
- Helena: Private life then, just to flesh out David Brent the man. Is there a better half?
- David Brent: David quipped: why buy a book when you can join the library?
- Helena: So you play the field?
- David Brent: Well... I don't like using chicks and shit, but I'm just chilling out while I'm young I suppose.
- Helena: And is there a chick in tow at the moment?
- David Brent: Ooh, I don't kiss and tell.
- Helena: I'm just trying to find out if you're in a relationship at the moment.
- David Brent: Brent says: no comment.
- Helena: Right, so you don't have a girlfriend?
- David Brent: Well, what is a "girlfriend"?
- Helena: I don't know, someone you'd have sex with?
- David Brent: All right don't get coarse, in a magazine for the public. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer, for filth.
- David Brent: If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
- Tim: [voiceover] The people you work with are just people you were thrown together with. Y'know, you don't know them, it wasn't your choice. And yet you spend more time with them thanyou do your friends or your family.
- [Now on screen, talking to interview camera]
- Tim: But probably all you've got in common is the fact that you walk round on the same bit of carpet for eight hours a day. And so, obviously, when someone comes in who you have a connection with - yeah, and Dawn was a ray of sunshine in my life - it can mean a lot. But if I'm really being honest, I never really thought it would have a happy ending. I don't know what a happy ending is. Life isn't about endings, is it? It's a series of moments. And um, if you turn the camera off, it's not an ending is it? I'm still here. My life is not over. Come back here in ten years. See how I'm doing then. 'Cause I could be married with children, you don't know. Life just goes on.