The Office (TV Series)

Christmas Special: Part 2 (2003)

Ricky Gervais: David Brent

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Quotes 

• Neil Godwin : No dogs with you, David?

  Chris Finch : Didn't you see her? She just left!

  David Brent : Chris, why don't you fuck off?

• Neil Godwin : No dog with you today David?

  Chris Finch : Didn't you see her? She just left.

  [Neil and Chris start laughing at David] 

  David Brent : Chris, why don't you fuck off?

  [Neil and Chris are left in stunned silence] 

• Interviewer : How would you like to be remembered?

  David Brent : Simply as the man who put a smile on the face of everyone he met.

• [Brent is waiting for his Blind Date to show up] 

  David Brent : I don't know what to expect, to be honest. I haven't been impressed so far. Erm, I hope their vetting them, because the computer seems to be throwing up any old rubbish. It's like they haven't put me in the right category or something because, you know. Oh fuck. I don't believe it, look at his.

  [the camera turns to reveal a fat woman walking towards David] 

  Woman : Hello.

  David Brent : Hiya.

  Woman : All right?

  David Brent : Yeah.

  Woman : Is Monkey in there?

  David Brent : [can't hide his surprise and relief]  Oh yeah.

  Woman : You all right?

  David Brent : Yeah, I was expecting a blind date, and was worried you were it.

• David Brent : I get three free choices for the money I've already paid.