- Tim Canterbury: The people you work with are people you were just throw together with. You know, you don't know them, it wasn't your choice, and yet you spend more time with them then you do your friends or your family. But probably all you've got in common is the fact that you walk around on the same bit of carpet for 8 hours a day. And so, obviously, when someone comes in who you... you have a connection with... yeah. And Dawn was a ray of sunshine in my life and it meant a lot. But, if I'm really being honest I never really thought it would have a happy ending. I don't know what a happy ending is. Life isn't about endings, is it? It's a series of moments. And umm... it's not if, you know, if you turn the camera off it's not an ending, is it. I'm still here, my life's not over. Come back, come back here in 10 years, see how I'm doing then. Cause I could be married with kids, you don't know. Life just goes on.
- Neil Godwin: No dogs with you, David?
- Chris Finch: Didn't you see her? She just left!
- David Brent: Chris, why don't you fuck off?
- Gareth Keenan: [Dawn has just returned to the party after opening her gift from Tim, a set of oil paints. She realizes that she and Tim belong together, walks up to him, and kisses him] Careful, she's got a fiancé.
- Dawn Tinsley: [turns to Gareth] I haven't. Not anymore.
- [Tim and Dawn kiss again]
- Neil Godwin: No dog with you today David?
- Chris Finch: Didn't you see her? She just left.
- [Neil and Chris start laughing at David]
- David Brent: Chris, why don't you fuck off?
- [Neil and Chris are left in stunned silence]
- Interviewer: How would you like to be remembered?
- David Brent: Simply as the man who put a smile on the face of everyone he met.
- [Brent is waiting for his Blind Date to show up]
- David Brent: I don't know what to expect, to be honest. I haven't been impressed so far. Erm, I hope their vetting them, because the computer seems to be throwing up any old rubbish. It's like they haven't put me in the right category or something because, you know. Oh fuck. I don't believe it, look at his.
- [the camera turns to reveal a fat woman walking towards David]
- Woman: Hello.
- David Brent: Hiya.
- Woman: All right?
- David Brent: Yeah.
- Woman: Is Monkey in there?
- David Brent: [can't hide his surprise and relief] Oh yeah.
- Woman: You all right?
- David Brent: Yeah, I was expecting a blind date, and was worried you were it.