- Dwayne F. Schneider: [Schneider and Ann are worried about Ginny coming home depressed each weekend] When she gets back here from wherever it is that she's been, it's like she's been to a funeral. Who could she know that dies once a week?
- Dwayne F. Schneider: Ginny, I just want to remind you of the sanctitude of motherhood, huh? I mean, eight million American men did not go off to fight a war for Dad's apple pie!