One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

One Foot in the Algarve (1993)

Doreen Mantle: Mrs Warboys

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Quotes 

• Victor Meldrew : Surely you can't change a lightbulb if you've only got one arm?

  Mrs Warboys : [Drunk]  You can if you've still got the receipt.

• Margaret Meldrew : I wasn't that keen on coming to Portugal at first. But now that we're about to leave, I never want to see the bloody place again as long as I live.

  Victor Meldrew : Yes, that's the good thing about a bad holiday, is going home, which is a positive joy. I remember the last time we went on holiday, we came home to find that our house had been demolished.

  Mrs Warboys : [laughs]  Yes, funny you can laugh about it now, right?

  Margaret Meldrew , Victor Meldrew : [They both stare at her angrily, not laughing] 

  Mrs Warboys : I suppose you can't really.

• Old Man : [Mistaking Mrs Warboys for a prostitute]  You are a very hot lady!

  Mrs Warboys : Yes, I'm not used to your climate I'm afraid.