- Margaret Meldrew: Victor's been acting a very... odd way.
- Nick Swainey: How do you mean odd?
- Margaret Meldrew: Well I don't know how to explain it. Cheerful.
- Nick Swainey: Oh crikey!
- [after accidently destroying Patrick's boss's new summer house while driving recklessly on a motomower]
- Victor Meldrew: It's alright! I think I've got the hang of it now!