One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

The Man in the Long Black Coat (1991)

Richard Wilson: Victor Meldrew

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Victor Meldrew : [looking out of the bathroom window]  There's a rat going up his front lawn, now.

  Margaret Meldrew : [cleaning the bath tub]  I could stuff a mattress with your pubic hair!