One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
The Worst Horror of All (1992)
Doreen Mantle: Mrs Warboys
Quotes
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[first lines]
Mrs Warboys : What's this? More paraphernalia?
Margaret Meldrew : [reads] 'Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents'. Some survey or other. I thought I'd fill it in while we're waiting for the x-rays.
[reads]
Margaret Meldrew : 'Give a brief description of how the accident occurred.'
Mrs Warboys : A garden shed fell on him.
Margaret Meldrew : I put: Rotting timbers collapsed on head while dismantling old outhouse in rear garden.
[reads]
Margaret Meldrew : 'Was the accident unavoidable or due to the patient's carelessness?'
Mrs Warboys : Carelessness. Put stupidity. That was asking for trouble in anyone's book, unscrewing all the nails in the building before you've taken the roof off.