- Del: No chance of that happening with Rodney, is there? World War Three! This plonker can't even get Channel three!
- [after opening a box of "Life-size Inflatable Dolls" they purchased by accident]
- Del Boy: Bloody Hell! What have WE got ourselves into here?
- Rodney: Well this is your fault! You just go rushing into things and to Hell with the consequences!
- Del Boy: That's because I've got a High Profile!
- Rodney: Yeah! High profile and low forehead!