Del Boy: Just deport him? You're joking of course! They've just held the World Cup here, haven't they? They've got half of Manchester and Glasgow to get rid of first! By the time we get him back he'll be eating paella and calling us Gringo's!
Grandad: [Rodney offers Grandad a bottle of lager] I don't want nothing to drink. Going back to the hotel and have a fiesta.
Rodney: You mean you were gun running in the middle of a civil war?
Grandad: Well, that's the best time to do it, Rodney. Supply and demand.