Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

May the Force Be with You (1983)

Lennard Pearce: Grandad

Quotes 

• Del Boy : I mean, I don't ask much of you, do I? But even when I ask you to do the simplest things, you let me down!

  Grandad : Oh, shut up!

  Del Boy : I mean, she won't wanna know me now, will she? Not after last night.

  Grandad : I ain't bothered.

  Del Boy : I invited her here all the way from Canning Town for a nice, quiet, intimate candle-lit dinner, and all I asked you to do was put the box of wine in the fridge, and the tub of neopolitan ice-cream in the freezer. But no, you get that all arse about face, don't you? So, come nine o'clock, all I could offer her was a bowl of gunge and a beaujolais ice lolly!

• Grandad : Why's he keeping Del-Boy in there?

  Rodney Trotter : That is about the 38th time you've asked me that in the last half hour. And for the 38th time Grandad, I'm telling you I don't know.

  Grandad : Well I thought he'd just charge Del with recieving, he'd get a 50 pound fine and then it'll all be forgot about.

  Rodney Trotter : Yeah that's I thought.

  Grandad : So did I. So why's he keeping him in there?

  Rodney Trotter : Oh bless my heart. I don't bloody know Grandad.

  Grandad : Oh Rodney.