Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

The Longest Night (1986)

Buster Merryfield: Uncle Albert Trotter

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Quotes 

• Uncle Albert Trotter : Do you mind if I stand up a bit and walk around?

  Lennox : Why?

  Uncle Albert Trotter : Er, I've got a bit of cramp in my leg.

  Lennox : Go on, then. No sudden movements though.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Sudden movements? Him?

  [pointing to Albert] 

  Rodney Trotter : The closest he gets to a sudden movement is when he wipes the cobwebs off his head.